Sitting in ATL traffic and day dreaming of an inspector gadget car! #atlanta #traffic #inspectorgadget – Read on Path.

My 1000th tweet is nothing less than spectacular!! Hehehe #tweet #twitter #yeahiamcool – View on Path.

The Pastor said, “You need to join the Army of the Lord!” My friend replied, “I’m already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor.” Pastor questioned, “How come I don’t see you except at Christmas and Easter?” He whispered back, “I’m in the secret service.” lol. Hope everyone has a blessed Easter. :). #easter #bunny #church #religion #funny #smile – Read on Path.

I think this is called a couch take over! :) – View on Path.

A shout out to carvana! Thanks for paying my toll this morning and the free bottle of water! #ga400toll #carvana #sweet – Read on Path.

Is it weird to say I feel smarter when I watch Big Bang theory?? :) #bigbangtheory, – Read on Path.

With the beer Connoisseurs! – at The Porter – See on Path.

Trying to figure out if this is a shoe or prosthesis?? – View on Path.

Time to kick some G-man butt!! – View on Path.

A little happy 7th birthday twitter trivia: The Twitter bird is named Larry after former NBA basketball player Larry Bird. :). #twitter #basketball #trivia – Read on Path.